10. You’ve been ‘introduced’ to or made awkward small talk with every single guy in your community.
9. Desi Girl and Punjabi MC have played one too many times and you’re like…
8. You timed your eyebrow threading perfectly so you can go to three Indian weddings for the price of one torture session.
7. You’ve scrubbed your palms like an OCD gorilla because your last mehndi hasn’t faded yet.
6. Hiding under a beach umbrella all summer to avoid hearing your mom make inappropriate skin color comments.
5. Calculating the number of Instagrams people have posted of you in each saree you own.
4. Hiking your saree up when you’re trying to dance to hip hop and realizing there’s no way to do it without looking like a tramp.
3. Accidentally losing your mom’s real gold earrings and realizing you’ll have to hear how irresponsible you are for at least the next 30 years.
2. Draping your saree four times to get it perfect only to have an aunty re-drape it as soon as you walk in because it apparently looks like crap.
1. Stressing that you have nothing to wear but then realizing Luxemi.com exists and all is right again in the world.
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